I've Seen More Shit

Eric Chandler

You know, you're not a real man until you've jumped out of a C-130 in complete darkness with 250 pounds of equipment, powder and ball strapped to your body.  I should know.  I'm a Ranger!

Ah, that's nothing.  You're not a real man until you've conducted a HALO jump into the cold sea, lurked underwater for an hour only to hump 25 clicks to your objective on land.  I should know.  I'm a SEAL!

Horse manure! You're not a real man until you've humped 50 miles in the jungle and low crawled a couple more only to sit in complete silence for days. I should know. I'm Force Recon.  Semper Fi!

Ah, come on guys!  I've seen more shit than all of you combined.  Literally!  I should know.

I'm a Dung Beetle!